UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

This is a mega-survey I put together by taking questions from different surveys I found on Reddit, Tumblr, etc...

1. Full name: Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

2. Nicknames: Revie, Rev (online).

3. Birthplace: Somewhere in Western Europe.

4. Birthday: June 26th.

5. Where do you live now? A city near the town I was born in.

6. Parent(s): Two assholes.

7. Sibling(s): Two older half-siblings on my birthgiver's side (brother and sister).

8. Looks: 5'3, brown eyes. I dye my hair jet-black every two months or so.

9. Favorite animal(s): Foxes, otters, goats, cats, dogs...

10. Favorite TV show(s): I don't watch TV. I watch episodes of The Simpsons and South Park online sometimes.

11. Favorite kind(s) of music: Industrial, rock, synth-pop, darkwave, post-punk...

12. Favorite movie(s): Can't say for sure because I change my mind a lot. If I had to pick one at the moment I'd say "Tesis" (1996).

13. School: A prison (it much literally looks (and is) like one) built with Satan's fecal matter.

14. Future job: Embalmer.

15. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nuh uh.

16. Best buds: A couple of fucking freaks who escaped the psych ward and became my friends.

17. Favorite candy: Anything chocolate.

18. Hobbies: Complaining, sleeping, listening to music, writing, playing videogames, playing bass (I can play piano as well, but haven't touched one in about three years).

19. Favorite body part of the opposite sex? Eyes.

20. Any tattoos and where of what? Not yet. I plan to get more than one in the future, though.

21. Piercing(s) and where? 4 (right ear) + 3 (left ear) + navel (belly button) + right eyebrow. Planning to get more in the future as well.

22. What do you sleep in? Panties (yes, also in winter).

23. Do you like chain letters? Send this to 40 people NOW or I will make a balloon dog with your large intestine.

24. Non-sport activity you enjoy: Same as hobbies.

25. Dream car: Any so-called "cigarette car."

26. Favorite thing to do in spring: Complain about the weather being too warm.

27. What's your bedtime? Whenever I can bring myself to fall asleep.

28. Coke or Pepsi? Lipton.

29. Favorite subject(s) in school: Biology, History.

30. Favorite color(s): Black, red, light pink, green.

31. Favorite people to talk to online: N and B.

32. Do you shave? Do YOU shave?

33. Favorite vacation spot(s): My bed. If not possible, anywhere where I can sleep peacefully.

34. Favorite family member(s): Dog.

35. Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? I can't remember much from when I was a kid, but that does sound like something that I would do.

36. Favorite CD you own: Custom.

37. The ONE person who you hate the most: A lot of people, but If I had to say someone I'd say my P.E. teacher.

38. Favorite food(s): Mashed potatoes...

39. When you die, do you wanna be buried or burned into ashes? Cremated. I want my ashes to be thrown into the ocean.

40. Favorite day of the week: Saturday.

41. A teacher you hate: Every single one of them. I hate some less than others but they can all go fuck themselves.

42. What is your favorite season? Winter.

43. What toppings do you like on your pizza? Cheese. Just a sick amount of cheese.

44. Favorite thing(s) to do on weekends: Same as hobbies.

45. Favorite number(s): 452.

46. Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Depends on what I'm craving at the time.

47. Do you eat breakfast then brush your teeth or brush first then eat breakfast: I don't eat breakfast.

48. Can a guy and girl be just "best friends"? Yes, of course.

49. Favorite sport: I do aerial silks. I don't know if that counts as a sport though.

50. What was the best gift you ever received? A big, fat joint the size of my head.

51. Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)? No.

52. If you could choose what decade you were born in, what would it be? Late 70s to early 80s.

53. What's the first thing you'd do after winning the lottery? Ughhh Idk.

54. What's your favorite mode of transportation? I enjoy car rides a lot.

55. Who's a friend that you can always be yourself around? All of them. Otherwise I wouldn't be their friend.

56. Who's a friend who can always make you laugh? D. Most hyperactive motherfucker ever. Does shit so stupid you just can't help but laugh your ass off.

57. What's a fear of yours? Going blind/being blindfolded. I get anxious and overwhelmed very easily, and not being able to see everything that's going on only makes it worse.

58. Between movies and TV, what do you prefer? Movies all the way.

59. Who will you be with Saturday night? Alone.

60. What woke you up this morning? Alarm clock. Had to go walk the dog. Got back in bed after.

61. If you took a drug test would you pass it? No.

62. Is tomorrow going to be a good night? Who knows...

63. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? No.

64. Who was the last person you rode in a car with? My aunt.

65. How many myspace/spacehey accounts do you have? I have a very unactive spacehey account.

66. Do or did you like school? School has been a nightmare ever since I can recall. Can't wait to graduate and just get the fuck out of there.

67. Where would you like to live? Anywhere where I'm not bothered by anyone.

68. Do long distance relationships work? For me personally no, bcs my main love language is physical touch.

69. What do you want to be when you grow up? Dead.

70. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Dead.

71. Is anything bothering you? Way too many things.

72. Do you miss someone? Way too many people...

73. Are you listening to music right now? I always am.

74. Are you in a good mood? Meh, I'm alright.

75. What are you doing this weekend? I'm not sure yet.

76. Are you talking to anyone while doing this? No.

77. When were you the saddest in your life? Always.

78. Have you ever sang in public? Yes.

79. Do you have a job? Currently applying.

80. Have you ever loved someone and were too scared to tell them? No.

81. Do you have an alarm clock? What time is it set to wake you up? Every weekday at 6am and every weekend at 8am.

82. Do you like knock-knock jokes? I don't mind them.

83. The last person you met for the first time: What do you think of them? A close friend introduced me to a friend of his. Nice guy.

84. Have you ever been described as shy? Is it true? A lot. I wouldn't say it's true, I just dislike people in general and don't bother engaging with them.

85. Do you type pretty quickly? I'd say so.

86. Are you religious? Is this something you were raised with or developed? I am extremely anti-religious. I hate all religious motherfuckers. Every single religion. Bunch of retards.

87. How often do you forget important things? Most times.

88. What is one way someone could completely put you off on a first date? Political talk. I get that it's important and stuff but seriously? On the first date?

89. What about a way someone could make you like them more on a first date? I like funny people who can take a joke.

90. Do you enjoy going to gigs / festivals? Never been to any, but I've been wanting to go for a long time.

91. Time tables: Which one did you learn first? 7. Got a little song stuck in my head and knew it by heart before I could even realize.

92. Are you more prone to blackheads or spots / pimples? Actually I'd say my teenage years have treated me very well. I've never had acne, lol.

93. Do you fidddle with the phone cord when you talk on the phone? Always, lol.

94. Do you refuse to use public toilets? They're disgusting, but if you gotta go, you gotta go.

95. Do you save your online browsing history? No.

96. How many books have you read this year? One.

97. Does your voive change when you talk to certain people? I've had people say so a few times. Apparently my voice becomes "softer" when speaking to strangers.

98. How often does your computer freeze up? Never.

99. What do you do when you're nervous? Smoke. If I'm not able to, then I pick the skin on my lips.

100. While riding roller coasters, do you close your eyes? No.

101. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? I've had one or two near-death experiences.

102. If a brick suddenly showed up in front of you, what would you do with it? Throw it at someone, lmao.

103. Are you currently in a relationship? If so, how long have you been dating? I'm single. I've had a single relationship, and we broke up three years ago.

104. Do strapless bras work for you? No.

105. What was the last video game you played, if any? Wolfenstein 3D.

106. Out of Biology, Chemistry and Physics, which one are the best at? Biology girl forever and ever. I love bio.

107. What is/was your graduating year? Just about there.

108. Do you like your nose? No.

109. How soon is your birthday? In 3 days, actually.

110. What is the first letter of the person's name you last kissed? E.

111. Where exactly are you right now? My bedroom.

112. Do you like seafood? I fucking hate seafood.

113. Have you ever broken a bone? Yes.

114. What would you do if you saw someone turn completely inside out? Stare.

115. What would you do if I told you you would die today? Go to bed.

116. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? I'm an active smoker.

117. Do you own a gun? I wish. Kinda tough where I live though.

118. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? I rarely go to the doctor, but when I do I get really nervous. I find it invasive.

119. Do you like hot-dogs? Sure.

120. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? I don't really eat or drink anything in the morning, but if I do its usually just a cup of cocoa.

121. Can you do push-ups? Like one or two, lol.

122. Name a trait that you hate about yourself? I overthink a lot and I'm just very hyperaware of my surrondings all the time, which just causes me an unessesary amount of stress.

123. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Cocoa, RedBull, Lipton.

124. Favorite place to be? My bed.

125. What color shirt are you wearing? Gray.

126. Can you whistle? Yeah.

127. Would you be a pirate? No.

128. Who is your loudest friend? D. I love you so much, please never shut up.

129. Last thing that made you laugh? Went to a small gathering (can't really call it a party) last week and saw my friend get really drunk for the first time. I rewatched the video that another friend took of him saying dumb shit yesterday and couldn't stop laughing.

130. What is your worst habit? I got plenty of those, but if I had to say one I'd say smoking, because I've noticed that lately it's becoming more of a physical necessity for me rather than just a "quick stress relief."

131. How many dogs do you have? One.

132. What is your favorite book? I'm not much of a reader, but a long time ago I read Harlan Ellison's "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream." It's a short story, but regardless a very cool read.

133. What song do you want played at your funeral? I don't have any particular request, just no cheesy or depressing bullshit.

134. What were you doing at 12 AM last night? In all honesty, either flickin' the bean or scrolling Reddit.

135. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? I hate this fucking weather.

136. Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years? Honestly, I don't think neither of us will be around by then.

137. Someone knocks on your window at 5am, what do you say? Well, I live in the 4th floor of an apartment building, so I'd probably ask "How did you get up here?", lol.

138. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Yes.

139. Last thing you ate? Instant noodles.

140. What are you doing after this? Go back to bed, probably.

141. Your song of the week? Sehnsucht by Rammstein.

142. Have you ever cried from being so mad? Quite often.

143. Are you happy with the choices you've made? I have more regrets than I like to admit.

144. Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? A few of them. I've cut contact with the majority, though.

145. Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? Ughhh there was this kid named Michael on my 7th Grade English class, and everyone called him Mike. We did one or two projects together. We weren't friends at all or anything but he was a pretty chill, likeable dude.

146. What do you have planned for tonight? I have a family dinner to attend to.

147. If you could have one wish right now what would it be? For cigarettes to cost 1 cent.

148. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two, and three stuffed animals.

149. What was the last thing you drank? Water.

150. How many pets do you have? One.

151. What are you listening to right now? Sorgens Kammer, by Dimmu Borgir.