1. Full name: Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?
2. Nicknames: A while ago my username was 9mm.revolver and some people online started calling me rev for short of revolver. I use it as an online name for privacy reasons.
3. Birthplace: Somewhere in Western Europe.
4. Birthday: June 26th.
5. Where do you live now? A city near the town I was born in.
6. Parent(s): Two retards, not worth acknowledging.
7. Sibling(s): Two older half-siblings on my birthgiver's side (brother and sister).
8. Looks: 5'3, brown eyes. I dye my hair jet-black every two months or so.
9. Favorite animal(s): Foxes, otters, goats, cats, dogs...
10. Favorite TV show(s): I don't watch TV. I watch episodes of The Simpsons and South Park online sometimes.
11. Favorite kind(s) of music: Industrial rock, industrial metal, synth-pop, darkwave, EBM, EDM, IDM, techno (mostly acid and hypnotic), post-punk...too much stuff to list.
12. Favorite movie(s): Can't say for sure because I change my mind a lot. If I had to pick one at the moment I'd say "Tesis" (1996).
13. School: A prison (it much literally looks (and is) like one) built with Satan's fecal matter.
14. Future job: Embalmer.
15. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nuh uh.
16. Best buds: A couple of fucking freaks who escaped the psych ward and forced me to become their friend. Lock 'em up.
17. Favorite candy: Anything that has chocolate in it.
18. Hobbies: Complaining, sleeping, listening to music, writing, playing videogames, playing bass, burning CDs, going on ridiculously long walks to smoke, researching true crime, cuddling with dog, ragebaiting the eldery online, making and editing stupid websites like this one, watching movies, baking (aka setting my grandma's kitchen on fire).
19. Favorite body part of the opposite sex? Eyes.
20. Any tattoos and where of what? Not yet. I plan to get more than one in the future, though.
21. Piercing(s) and where? 4 (right ear) + 3 (left ear) + navel (belly button) + right eyebrow. Planning to get more in the future as well.
22. What do you sleep in? Underwear, mostly).
23. Do you like chain letters? Send this to 40 people NOW or I will make a balloon dog with your large intestine.
24. Non-sport activity you enjoy: Same as hobbies.
25. Dream car: Any so-called "cigarette car."
26. Favorite thing to do in spring: Complain about the weather being too warm.
27. What's your bedtime? Whenever I can bring myself to fall asleep.
28. Coke or Pepsi? Lipton.
29. Favorite subject(s) in school: Biology, History.
30. Favorite color(s): Black, red, light pink, green.
31. Favorite people to talk to online: N, B, D, L.
32. Do you shave? Do YOU shave?
33. Favorite vacation spot(s): My bed. If not possible, anywhere where I can sleep without being bothered.
34. Favorite family member(s): Dog.
35. Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? I can't remember much from when I was a kid, but that does sound like something that I would do.
36. Favorite CD you own: Custom.
37. The ONE person who you hate the most: A lot of people, but If I had to say someone right now I'd say my freshman/sophomore year P.E. teacher.
38. Favorite food(s): Mashed potatoes and four cheese pizza (WITH tomato sauce).
39. When you die, do you wanna be buried or burned into ashes? Cremated.
40. Favorite day of the week: Early Sunday mornings.
41. A teacher you hate: Every single one of them. I hate some less than others but they can all go fuck themselves.
42. What is your favorite season? Winter.
43. What toppings do you like on your pizza? Cheese. Just a sick amount of cheese.
44. Favorite thing(s) to do on weekends: Same as hobbies.
45. Favorite number(s): 452.
46. Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Depends on what I'm craving at the time, but mostly cookie dough (they do Kinder Bueno at this shop in my town too and HOLY SHIT its so good).
47. Do you eat breakfast then brush your teeth or brush first then eat breakfast: I don't eat breakfast.
48. Can a guy and girl be just "best friends"? Yeah, why not?
49. Favorite sport: I'm not into sports at all but hockey's kinda fun to watch.
50. What was the best gift you ever received? A big, fat joint the size of my head that was rolled with PINK FUCKING PAPER and the best pot I've ever smoked in my life.
51. Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)? No.
52. If you could choose what decade you were born in, what would it be? Mid-late 70s to early 80s.
53. What's the first thing you'd do after winning the lottery? Ughhh Idk.
54. What's your favorite mode of transportation? I enjoy late night car rides a lot. I also like long train trips (WHEN I CAN HAVE A VIEW THAT ISN'T COVERED BY SOME GRAFFITTI. LIKE DON'T GET ME WRONG, BIG FAN OF GRAFFITTIS IN TRAINS BUT STAY OFF THE FUCKING WINDOWS DUDEEE).
55. Who's a friend that you can always be yourself around? All. I only befriend people that I feel comfortable with, logically.
56. Who's a friend who can always make you laugh? D. Most hyperactive motherfucker ever. Does shit so stupid you just can't help but laugh your ass off every time. Love you twin.
57. What's a fear of yours? Going blind/being blindfolded. I get anxious and overwhelmed very easily, and not being able to see everything that's going on only makes it worse.
58. Between movies and TV, what do you prefer? Movies all the way.
59. Who will you be with Saturday night? Alone.
60. What woke you up this morning? Alarm clock. Had to go walk the dog. Got back in bed after.
61. If you took a drug test would you pass it? Not at the moment, no.
62. Is tomorrow going to be a good night? Who knows...
63. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? No.
64. Who was the last person you rode in a car with? My cousin's girlfriend.
65. How many myspace/spacehey accounts do you have? None.
66. Do or did you like school? School has been a nightmare ever since I can recall. Can't wait to graduate and just get the fuck out of there.
67. Where would you like to live? Anywhere where I'm not bothered by anyone.
68. Do long distance relationships work? For me personally no, because my main love language is physical touch.
69. What do you want to be when you grow up? Dead.
70. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Dead.
71. Is anything bothering you? Way too many things.
72. Do you miss someone? More people than I'd like to admit.
73. Are you listening to music right now? Always am.
74. Are you in a good mood? Meh, I'm alright.
75. What are you doing this weekend? I'm not sure yet.
76. Are you talking to anyone while doing this? No.
77. When were you the saddest in your life? Like every 5 minutes.
78. Have you ever sang in public? Unfortunately yes.
79. Do you have a job? No one wants to hire me man.
80. Have you ever loved someone and were too scared to tell them? Nah.
81. Do you have an alarm clock? What time is it set to wake you up? Every weekday at 6am and every weekend at 8am.
82. Do you like knock-knock jokes? Knock knock. – Who’s there? Splatter. – Splatter who? Splattered brains on the wall. Mind if I come in?
83. The last person you met for the first time: What do you think of them? I fucking hate cops.
84. Have you ever been described as shy? Is it true? A lot. I wouldn't say it's true, I just don’t bother enough to engage with most people.
85. Do you type pretty quickly? Decently quick, I’d say.
86. Are you religious? Is this something you were raised with or developed? I hate all religious motherfuckers and very single religion. Bunch of retards.
87. How often do you forget important things? Always.
88. What is one way someone could completely put you off on a first date? Political talk. I get that it's relevant or whatever but seriously?? On the first date??
89. What about a way someone could make you like them more on a first date? I like funny people who can handle a little dark humor. Also people that actually listen when you talk.
90. Do you enjoy going to gigs / festivals? Never been to any, but I've been wanting to go for a long time.
91. Time tables: Which one did you learn first? 7. Got a little song stuck in my head and knew it by heart before I could even realize.
92. Are you more prone to blackheads or spots / pimples? I get the occasional two or three little pimples but that’s it. I'm more prone to random redness but it's nothing dramatic either.
93. Do you fidddle with the phone cord when you talk on the phone? Absofuckinglutely.
94. Do you refuse to use public toilets? They're mostly disgusting, but if you gotta go, you gotta go.
95. Do you save your online browsing history? No.
96. How many books have you read this year? One?? I think??
97. Does your voive change when you talk to certain people? I've had people tell me that my voice becomes a lot softer and quieter when talking to strangers, but that's just me not being comfortable with someone that I don't know at all.
98. How often does your computer freeze up? Rarely.
99. What do you do when you're nervous? Smoke. If I'm not able to, I pick the skin on my lips.
100. While riding roller coasters, do you close your eyes? No. I just scream obscenities of different sorts.
101. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? I've had one or two near-death experiences.
102. If a brick suddenly showed up in front of you, what would you do with it? Make small talk with it and offer it a smoke. Then smudge dog shit on it and throw it at someone.
103. Are you currently in a relationship? If so, how long have you been dating? I'm single. I've had one relationship, and we broke up long ago.
104. Do strapless bras work for you? No. I fucking wish.
105. What was the last video game you played, if any? Doom.
106. Out of Biology, Chemistry and Physics, which one are the best at? Bio.
107. What is/was your graduating year? Class of ‘27.
108. Do you like your nose? No.
109. How soon is your birthday? In 3 days, actually.
110. What is the first letter of the person's name you last kissed? E.
111. Where exactly are you right now? My bedroom.
112. Do you like seafood? I fucking hate seafood.
113. Have you ever broken a bone? Yes.
114. What would you do if you saw someone turn completely inside out? Stare.
115. What would you do if I told you you would die today? Go to bed.
116. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? I'm an active smoker.
117. Do you own a gun? Hell, I wish.
118. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? I hate going to the doctor.
119. Do you like hot-dogs? Sure.
120. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? I don't really eat or drink anything in the morning, but if I do its usually just a cup of cocoa.
121. Can you do push-ups? Like one or two.
122. Name a trait that you hate about yourself? I overthink a lot and I'm just very hyperaware of my surrondings all the time, which just causes me an unessesary amount of stress.
123. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Vodka, RedBull, Lipton.
124. Favorite place to be? My bed.
125. What color shirt are you wearing? Gray.
126. Can you whistle? Yeah.
127. Would you be a pirate? I don't think so.
128. Who is your loudest friend? D. Never lose your spark twin you are so goated.
129. Last thing that made you laugh? Friend got drunk for the first time and said stupid shit for 20 minutes straight in the gayest voice ever.
130. What is your worst habit? Bitting my nails.
131. How many dogs do you have? One.
132. What is your favorite book? I'm not much of a reader.
133. What song do you want played at your funeral? I don't want a funeral. Just cremate me and go party in my name or something like that.
134. What were you doing at 12 AM last night? 100% honesty, either flickin' the bean or scrolling Reddit.
135. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? “I hate this weather.”
136. Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years? Honestly, I don't think neither of us will be alive by then.
137. Someone knocks on your window at 5am, what do you say? Well, I live in the 4th floor of an apartment building, so I'd probably ask how they got up here.
138. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Yes.
139. Last thing you ate? Instant ramen.
140. What are you doing after this? Go back to bed, probably.
141. Your song of the week? Sehnsucht by Rammstein.
142. Have you ever cried from being so mad? Every fucking time.
143. Are you happy with the choices you've made? I have more regrets than I like to admit.
144. Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? A few of them. I've cut contact with the majority, though.
145. Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? Ummm there was this kid named Michael on my 7th Grade English class, and everyone called him Mike. We did one or two projects together. We weren't friends at all or anything but he was a pretty chill, likeable dude.
146. What do you have planned for tonight? Sleep.
147. If you could have one wish right now what would it be? A quick, painless death. Like, right now.
148. How many pillows do you sleep with? Three pillows and three stuffed animals.
149. What was the last thing you drank? The soup thing from the instant ramen I was eating.
150. How many pets do you have? One.
151. What are you listening to right now? кошка (рычаги машин).
[Questions 1-151 completed on 06.23.25]