Here's a series of dumb questions, answered by a dumb person:
Full name: Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?
Nicknames: Revie, Rev (online).
Birthplace: Somewhere in Western Europe.
Birthday: June 26th
Where do you live now? A city near the town I was born in.
Parent(s): Two assholes.
Sibling(s): Two older half-siblings on my birthgiver's side (brother and sister).
Looks: 5'3, brown eyes. I dye my hair jet-black every two months or so.
Favorite animal(s): Foxes, otters, goats, cats, dogs...
Favorite TV show(s): I don't watch TV. I watch episodes of The Simpsons and South Park online sometimes.
Favorite kind(s) of music: Industrial, rock, synth-pop, darkwave, post-punk...
Favorite movie(s): Can't say for sure because I change my mind a lot. If I had to pick one at the moment I'd say "Tesis" (1996).
School: A prison (it much literally looks (and is) like one) built with Satan's fecal matter.
Future job: Embalmer.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nuh uh.
Best buds: A couple of fucking freaks who escaped the psych ward and became my friends.
Favorite candy: Anything chocolate.
Hobbies: Complaining, sleeping, listening to music, writing, playing videogames, playing bass (I can play piano as well, but haven't touched one in about three years).
Favorite body part of the opposite sex? Eyes.
Any tattoos and where of what? Not yet. I plan to get more than one in the future, though.
Piercing(s) and where? 4 (right ear) + 3 (left ear) + navel (belly button). Planning to get more in the future as well.
What do you sleep in? Panties (yes, also in winter).
Do you like chain letters? Send this to 40 people NOW or I will make a balloon dog with your large intestine.
Non-sport activity you enjoy: Same as hobbies.
Dream car: Any so-called "cigarette car."
Favorite thing to do in spring: Complain about the weather being too warm.
What's your bedtime? Whenever I can bring myself to fall asleep.
Coke or Pepsi? Lipton.
Favorite subject(s) in school: Biology, History.
Favorite color(s): Black, red, light pink, green.
Favorite people to talk to online: Nončiki, Nidža
Do you shave? Do YOU shave?
Favorite vacation spot(s): My bed. If not possible, anywhere where I can sleep peacefully.
Favorite family member(s): Dog.
Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? I can't remember much from when I was a kid, but that does sound like something that I would do.
Favorite CD you own: Custom.
The ONE person who you hate the most: A lot of people, but If I had to say someone I'd say my P.E. teacher.
Favorite food(s): Mashed potatoes...
When you die, do you wanna be buried or burned into ashes? Cremated. I want my ashes to be thrown into the ocean.
Favorite day of the week: Saturday.
A teacher you hate: Every single one of them. I hate some less than others but they can all go fuck themselves.
What is your favorite season? Winter.
What toppings do you like on your pizza? Cheese. Just a sick amount of cheese.
Favorite thing(s) to do on weekends: Same as hobbies.
Favorite number(s): 452.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): When available, Oreo. If not then I don't know, it depends on what I'm craving that day.
Do you eat breakfast then brush your teeth or brush first then eat breakfast: I don't eat breakfast.
Can a guy and girl be just "best friends"? Yes, of course.
Favorite sport: I do aerial silks. I don't know if that counts as a sport though.
What was the best gift you ever received? A big, fat joint the size of my head.
Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)? No.